Friday, March 16, 2007

Bumper Sticker Christianity





Top 10 Pseudo-Christian Bumper Stickers

Yes, these are real:

10. After the Rapture, Give this Car to My Mother-in-Law
9. Go To Church, Don't Wait for A Hearse to Take You
8. No Jesus...No Peace...Know Jesus...Know Peace!
7. Tithe if You Love Jesus
6. Try Jesus! If You Don't Like Him Satan Will Always Take You Back
5. Too Blessed to Be Depressed
4. For All You Do, His Blood's For You
3. This Car is Prayer-Conditioned
2. Got Jesus? It's Hell without Him
1. My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter

Excuse me while I go throw up...

2 comments:

Rachel said...

I can't believe #6 is a real one. That is horrible.

Robert Conn said...

So I should take all of these off my car?

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